Simon unzipped Jayne’s pants and slowly began to shove them down toward the other man’s feet. Moving in a sexual frenzy, ripping off clothes and trying to maintain contact, they both were moving as fast as possible to feel skin against skin.
Jayne cursed when he hit a snag with some of the buttons on Simon’s button-down. Jayne just growled and tugged a bit too hard and buttons went flying.
“You’re such a barbarian.” Simon panted, pulling Jayne closer.
Jayne grinned, “You know it shao biaozi.”
Guh, it only get's crappier from there.