Stop hurting me please. Stop making me want to rip you out and squash you and have a glass eye, or an eye like mad-eye moody.
GO TO SLEEP! I want to be able to watch HP later, and if you stay awake, I may have to threaten you with vegetables.
Dear Next door neighbors,
FUCK OFF AND TELL YOUR FUCKING SON TO QUIT PLAYING HIS FUCKING MUSIC!
Dear Mother Nature,
What the fuck? So your snowing this morning and now it's like blaringly sunny? You are such a schitzo.
Dear JK Rowling,
Omg you rock.
Dear Harry Potter movie 4,
OMG SQUEE! *KISSES YOU*
I warned you, Now I must retrieve the evol glasses. Prepare to die bad eyesight and hurtful eye.
Dear Kid Next door,
I WILL KEEL JU!!!! *Throws rocks at window*
Yes, I know I'm crazy.