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Someday you'll need to stand tall again
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Harry Potter Crappy Mpreg Quotes
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H.P.C.M.Q.


"Oh god! Please don't let me lose him!" Remus thought. After the lose of Sirius, Harry was all that Remus had left. The lose of his ex lover had been a mighty blow to the chest for Remus.

Harry had also been hit quite badly with sadness and shock when he had loat his godfather, even though, to Remus's knowledge, they had not even been lovers....

...."I'm pregnant!" He said and Remus was shocked.

"What did you say?"

"I said i am 5 months pregnant with Sirius's child!" He said, his hand touching the large bulge in his stomach that Remus hadn't seen.

Remus promptly fainted....

...."Congratulations Mr Potter, it's a girl!" Madam Pomfrey announced to an exshausted Harry 4 months later."


From a fic written by a 12 year old apparently. :P

"Severus looked up startled as Draco burst into his chambers. Scowling he said, "Stupid boy, trying to kill me." He put the book down and asked grumpily, "What's the matter? It better be worthy of my time."

"Oh, it is!" Draco exclaimed. As he flung himself into his seat he practically shouted, "He's alive Sev! He's alive! My baby's alive!" He threw his head back onto the cushioned couch and started laughing hysterically."


Wow, Draco sure is excited... LOL

On the ride to the Manor Harry sat on Draco's lap.

"Draco you k now your embarassing your fiance."

"Mother I'll tell you the same thing I told Harry. Why sit here bored looking at harry when I can occupy my time holding him."

Narcissa just laughed and began with her questioning.

"Harry what do you plan to do now that you are out of school?"

"Harry will stay at home and be my lovely little house wife. I can't risk him getting hurt."

"Draco you can't make Harry's choices for him."

"I'm just making sure my Harry doesn't get hurt."


That one really sucks.

"oh Draco err..."watching the head emerge was kinda gross, enough to make his stomach churn hotly, But looking at Draco, trying so hard. "Great, good job come on push again honey your doing really well. Push Draco!"
"Urrr...."grunting the rest emerge and he sobbed loudly with relief.
Wailing lustfully, the baby relayed it's discomfort.
"oh okay baby" tearing a strip of his shirt, he tired the cord, cutting the remainder of with his pocketknife.
Wrapping the baby in his discarded jacket, he headed it to draco. "It's a girl" Harry exclaimed excitedly.
"A girl..." Draco murmured, taking the bundle. Cuddling her softly, he counted fingers and toes.
"She's fine Draco...I'm sure" smiling Harry watched the baby girl yawn, and then her mother.
"Draco..."
"mmm..." looking tiredly at him. "What?"
"I love you"
"What?" shocked.
"I love you. I always have." Harry spoke sincerely."


LMAO

"Week One......Saturday night Sex and conception

"Did you remember the potion?" he murmurs as his earlobe is delightfully nibbled.
"Yes"
"Did you drink it before or after dinner?"
"After, before what's the difference? Come here Sevy...or I won't do that thing you like"....

...."Congratulations your pregnant Sevy" Staring at the sky blue potion. Severus dared it to turn clear like he knew it should, but it remained blue "Oh Sirius is going to die" Taking the vile of potion he stomped through their home.
Severus found his husband in their kitchen sipping coffee; the paper lay open and dissected into its separate reading preferences, but was immediately disturbed by a blue potion set in front of him."


O.M.G. ROTFLMAO

Ok, and this one is just freaking funny for the author's notes alone, I didn't actually read past that. :D

Hope you liked that. :D
Tags: harry potter, mpreg
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