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Someday you'll need to stand tall again
emella

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Ok So SQUEE!

OMG I LURVE nasty_shrew! So I was messaging her, and like we started playing around and she was having a party or something and I started doing cheers for a crowd of her friends through msn messenger, making the drunk boys spell out dirty words and she said there were like a crowd of like 25 people at one point.



The Shrew says:
Woot!
The Shrew says:
Oh no. I actually just yelled 'woot' without meaning to. People are looking now, and I have velvet_viargo's sketch on my desktop.
The Shrew says:
::facepalm::
Em says:
LOL
The Shrew says:
Gay erotic art? Me? What? Oh, shut up, you're all drunk!
Em says:
LOL
The Shrew says:
Oh, God. Now they're all flocking for a look at Spike's bits.
Em says:
LOL
Em says:
Hey ALL! It's perfectly normal to stare at a man's penis!
The Shrew says:
Thanks for that - you have an audience. They are cheering. And throwing ice at each other.
The Shrew says:
*sigh*.
Em says:
LOL Hey Guys! PENIS PENIS PENIS!
Em says:
I wonder if I yelled vagina if it would be the same reaction
The Shrew says:
... and now you have them chanting 'penis'. Oh, the neighbours are going to KILL me.
The Shrew says:
Go for it.
Em says:
VAGINA!
Em says:
PENIS!
Em says:
BALLS!
Em says:
PUSSY!
The Shrew says:
You have cheerleaders now, shouting along with you. At least 15 of them.
Em says:
GIMME A P!
The Shrew says:
Incidentally, are you actually shouting this outloud?
Em says:
GIMME AN E!
Em says:
lol no
Em says:
My roomate is here
Em says:
GIMME AN N
The Shrew says:
"P"! "E"! "AWW! the chick isn't saying it" "N!"
Em says:
GIMME AN I!
Em says:
GIMME AN S!
The Shrew says:
"I!" "S!"

You realise you are getting 15 people 6000 miles away to spell Penis?
Em says:
Plus it's like 3:45 I can't shout penis in the middle of the afternoon
Em says:
LMAO
Em says:
GIMME A P!
Em says:
GIMME A U!
Em says:
GIMME AN S!
Em says:
GIMME AN S!
Em says:
GIMME A Y!
Em says:
WHAT DOES IT SPELL?
The Shrew says:
I shouted penis yesterday morning. Because I thought I saw one. Only, it was a sock.

"P!" "U!" "S!" "S!" "Y!" "PUSSY!" "I LOVE THIS CHICK!"
Em says:
LOL
Em says:
I love them too!
Em says:
han gon
The Shrew says:
esdt
The Shrew says:
ok
Em says:
ok, one more?
The Shrew says:
And word of advise - when you tell a group of people you love them, warn me in advance. They group hugged the screen and I was nearly crushed.
Em says:
LMAO
Em says:
OK, here we go
Em says:
GIMME AN H!
Em says:
GIMME A U!
The Shrew says:
"H!"
Em says:
GIMME A G!
Em says:
GIMME AN E!
Em says:
GIMME A C!
Em says:
GIMME AN O!
Em says:
GIMME A C!
Em says:
GIMME A K!
Em says:
WHAT DOES IT SPELL?
Em says:
NOW!
The Shrew says:
"U!" G! E! C! O! C! K!"
Em says:
GIMME A BEER!
The Shrew says:
Give them a moment, they're working this out.
Em says:
LOL
Em says:
Don't let them forget the H
Em says:
What are you thinking of this?
The Shrew says:
"HUGE COCK! WOOT!"
"GIMME A BEER!"
"JENNA, I WANNA MARRY THIS CHICK!"
Em says:
LOL
The Shrew says:
I'm quietly resigned. And giggling.
Em says:
Tell that dude that I have 6 kids and weigh 400 lbs
The Shrew says:
"Dude, she has 6 kids and weights 400 lbs"
The Shrew says:
"More cushion for the pushin'!
Em says:
LMAO
The Shrew says:
My friends scare me.
Em says:
Are your friends english too?
Em says:
Hey Are you guys English!?
The Shrew says:
"YES!"
"NO!"
"LIVERPOOL!"
The Shrew says:
"HUGE COCK!"
Em says:
I LOVE ENGLISH ACCENTS!
Em says:
lmao
Em says:
Are your friends all underage too?
The Shrew says:
Some of them are still fixated with the huge cock thing.

No, they're mostly older than me. 18+
Em says:
LOL
Em says:
tell them I said something like... juicy pussy, they can fixate on something new
The Shrew says:
"WHAT ABOUT ARABIC ACCENTS?"
"SHUT UP! SHE LIKES ME, DUDE!"
"SO WHAT, I'M THE ONE MARRYING HER!"
Em says:
LMAO
Em says:
I CAN MARRY YA ALL! GROUP SEX ALL AROUND!
The Shrew says:
"WOOOO!"
"ORGY AT JENNA'S!"
"POLYGAMY IS THE BEST" - this one was me.
"GROUP HUG!"
"GROUP FUCK!"
Em says:
I thought it was bygamy
Em says:
or however you spell it
Em says:
you have mormon friends don't you
Em says:
HEY GUYS!
Em says:
WE CAN ONLY GET MARRIED IF YOU CAN KISS EACH OTHER!
The Shrew says:
Bygamy, polygamy, do you honestly think any of them will get it?

Mormons really freak me out.
Em says:
tell me what they do
Em says:
me too
The Shrew says:
"DUDE! I AINT KISSING ALI!"
Em says:
LOL
Em says:
NO SEX FOR YOU THEN!
Em says:
NOT EVEN HEAD1
Em says:
!
The Shrew says:
Ali: "WHY THE FUCK NOT?"
"COZ YOU'RE A DUDE!"
"SO ARE YOU, FUCKHEAD!"
"THAT'S MY POINT!"
"DUDE, HEAD!"
Em says:
LMAO
Em says:
AND! I GIVE GREAT HEAD!
The Shrew says:
Oh god. You made my freinds snog.
Em says:
i don't actually no if I do or not
Em says:
they did it!!!?
Em says:
THAT'S SOOOOOO HOOOOOT!
The Shrew says:
They ... are still at it. I am worried.
Em says:
LMAO
Em says:
You need a camera!
Em says:
are your friends hot?
Em says:
lol
Em says:
im driving you crazy huh?
The Shrew says:
Ali? Is really not. So, camera not really going to help thing. And you aren't driving me crazy, this if fun . Do the offer thing again, I'm going to try and get Adam and Liam to kiss. Ultra hot. And I will take pics.
Em says:
ADAM!
Em says:
HEY ADAM!
The Shrew says:
"WHAT HUH?"
Em says:
DUDE, IF YOU KISS ADAM I'LL LET YOU FEEL ME UP!
Em says:
AND!
Em says:
OR KISS LIAM ACTUALLY AND I'LL GIVE YOU A HAND JOB AND YOU CAN FEEL ME UP!
The Shrew says:
*whispers* Liam!
The Shrew says:
Adam: "DUDE! LIAM! GET OVER HERE! NOW, DUDE!"
Em says:
shrew: should I send them a pic(not of me)
The Shrew says:
I haven't mentioned that you live very very far away.
Em says:
LOL
Em says:
ok
Em says:
hey, ok what's another of your friends names?
Em says:
a fan of mine
Em says:
XD
The Shrew says:
Not going to be necessary - I uploaded a picture of some porn star of the internet as 'proof'. Lol.

Try with Liam - I think this may be going somewhere.
Em says:
LIAM!
Em says:
HEY LIAM!
The Shrew says:
"Jenna, why is someone on your computer calling for me?" - Liam, is not drunk, so this is trickier.
Em says:
LIAM! YOU THERE?1
The Shrew says:
"YES!"
Em says:
DUDE, LIAM JENNA SAYS YOUR HOT
Em says:
ARE YOU HOT?
The Shrew says:
"Of course she does - I am her bitch, she has to think I'm hot."
Em says:
LOL
Em says:
SO, UM, YOU WANNA HOOK UP LATER OR SOMETHING?
The Shrew says:
He looks like chad michael murry.
Em says:
I'LL GIVE YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING IF YOU GIVE ME A LITTLE SOMETHING
The Shrew says:
"Uh. Jenna, is your friend hitting on me?"
Em says:
YUP!
Em says:
HER FRIEND IS HORNY
The Shrew says:
"Oh ... kay then. Happy to help a damsal in distress."
Em says:
OK DUDE, I AM SO DRUNK
The Shrew says:
"You are a damsal, right?"
Em says:
LOL
Em says:
HELL YEAH
Em says:
WANNA SEE MY TITS?
The Shrew says:
Shrew - *whispers: kissage kissage*
The Shrew says:
"Uh - is the pope catholic? Tits are nice,"
Em says:
DUDE JENNA SAID YOU LOOK LIKE CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY
Em says:
HE IS SO HOT
Em says:
YOU MUST BE LIKE TOTALLY HOT
Em says:
WANNA HOOK UP OR SOMETHING?
The Shrew says:
"Cool"
Em says:
WAIT, DO YOU HAVE AN ACCENT?
Em says:
ARE YOU BRITISH TOO?
Em says:
DUDE
The Shrew says:
"Yeah - Oxford"
Em says:
OH HELL YEAH, THAT IS SO HOT
Em says:
I LOVE ACCENTS
Em says:
THEY MAKE ME GO LIKE WEAK IN THE KNEES
The Shrew says:
"Thanks. I'm uh ... glad."
The Shrew says:
Em! Boy-Kissaaage!
Em says:
SO, IF YOU DO SOMETHING FOR ME, I WILL TOTALLY DO SOMETHING FOR YOU
The Shrew says:
*whines*.
The Shrew says:
"Cool - you name it"
Em says:
MAKE OUT WITH ADAM FOR EXACTLY ONE MINUTE
The Shrew says:
*shrew does a victory dance*.
Em says:
OH MAN, I AM SO DRUNK
The Shrew says:
"Uh ... what?"
Em says:
JENNA HE IS HOT RIGHT?
The Shrew says:
Oooooh yeah.
Em says:
HA HA! YEAH DUDE, MAKE OUT WITH ADAM FOR ONE MINUTE
Em says:
SHREW MAN I NEED SOME, HE BETTER BE HOT
Em says:
I NEED SOME BEER
Em says:
BRB
The Shrew says:
"I ... okay."

*shew stares Really Really Hard because that? Was too easy*.
Em says:
BAKC
Em says:
DUDE DID YOU KISS HIM? ARE YOU KISSING HIM?
Em says:
YOU HAVE TO LET JENNA TAKE PICS
The Shrew says:
They aren't yet, he's gone off to find Liam.
The Shrew says:
Screw pics, I'm videoing this.
Em says:
you must, and post it on the web
The Shrew says:
A video to put Emo Boys to shame.
Em says:
yup
The Shrew says:
Because my boys are hotter
Em says:
Tell them they have to do it for 2 minutes, I changed my mind
Em says:
if they do it for two minutes i'll do both of them
The Shrew says:
Squee!
Em says:

The Shrew says:
Lol!
Em says:
They have do it on a bed or couch and they have to like really make out
Em says:
but I have to see proof so you have to vid it
The Shrew says:
Okay - the bed is clearing, people are gathering. Oh, shit, they're really going to do it. Liam is putting on lipgloss. Seriously.
Em says:
YES
Em says:
VID IT NOW!
Em says:
2 MINUTES
Em says:
I CAN WAIT VID IT THOUGH!
The Shrew says:
... and Elliot has the video camera, so all is right in the world.
The Shrew says:
ooh. Hang on.
Em says:
make sure he sin't too drunk
The Shrew says:
Wait - trouble is brewing. They won't do it if there's a camera involved.
Em says:
Just tell them I'm the only one who has to see it, like say you'll only show it to me
Em says:
DUDE I JUST NEED PROOF
Em says:
HURRY UP, I'M SO HORNY
The Shrew says:
Hee!
The Shrew says:
"Dude, I know Jenna, this is going to be everywhere by tomorrow morning"
Em says:
DUDE IT'S HOT I NEED TO GET LAID!
The Shrew says:
Wow. He *does* know me.
Em says:
IF I DON'T GET ANY I WILL LIKE EXPLODE!
Em says:
DUDE C'MON!
Em says:
PLEASE
The Shrew says:
"No way - sorry Computer Chick, but I'm not doing it if there's proof"
Em says:
IT'S TOTALLY HOT AND IT TURNS ME ON!
Em says:
UGH! GUYS YOU SUCK,
The Shrew says:
*shrew!sob*.
"Nope."
Em says:
I JUST WANNA GET LAID!
Em says:
WHAT ABOUT A WEB CAM? YOU CAN'T RECORD THOSE!
The Shrew says:
... and Liam has passed out on my new rug. Fantastic.
Em says:
aww
Em says:
how about another cheer?
Em says:
HEY GUYS!
Em says:
GIMME A D!
Em says:
GIMME AN I!
Em says:
GIMME A C!
The Shrew says:
Sorry Em, boy kissage not really on the horizon. However. *plots and plans*. I am probably going to another party tomorrow night and will attempt to stage this again. And I will so bring a video camera.
Em says:
GIMME A K!
Em says:
WHAT DOES IT SPELL!
Em says:
lol ok, thats cool I love me the boy kissage
The Shrew says:
"D!" "I!" "C!" .. your crown is growing "K!"
The Shrew says:
"DICK!"
Em says:
GIMME AN F!
Em says:
GIMME A U!
The Shrew says:
"F!"
Em says:
GIMME A C!
Em says:
GIMME A K!
The Shrew says:
"U!"
Em says:
GIMME A M!
The Shrew says:
"C!"
Em says:
GIMME AN E!
Em says:
GIMME AN N!
Em says:
GIMME AN O!
Em says:
GIMME A W!
The Shrew says:
"K!" "M!" "E!"
Em says:
WHAT DOES IT SPELL?
The Shrew says:
"O!" "W!"
Em says:
they forgot the n
The Shrew says:
... they're just trying to work that out.
The Shrew says:
Ah. "N!"
Em says:
WHAT DOES IT SPELL?
The Shrew says:
"FUCK ME NOW!"
Em says:
WHAT DOES IT SPELL!?
The Shrew says:
"DUDE! I LOVE THIS CHICK SO MUCH!"
"FUCK ME NOW!"
Em says:
who said that?
Em says:
GIMME A T!
The Shrew says:
"DUDE, THAT'S NASTY!"
"NO, I DON'T MEAN 'FUCK ME NOW' I MEAN THAT'S WHAT IS SPELL!"
Em says:
lmao
The Shrew says:
Ali. Again.

"T!"
Em says:
GIMME AN I!
Em says:
GIMME A T!
The Shrew says:
"N!"
Em says:
n?
Em says:
that was an i
The Shrew says:
What can I say, they're still repeating the previous N.
Em says:
GIMME A T!
Em says:
GIMME AN S!
The Shrew says:
"T!"
Em says:
WHAT DOES IT SPELL?
The Shrew says:
"S!"
The Shrew says:
"TITS!"
Em says:
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TOUCH!?
The Shrew says:
"DUDE, YOU HAVE THOSE!"
"SHUT UP, ASSHOLE!"

"TITS!!"
Em says:
LOL
The Shrew says:
::facepalm::
Em says:
GIMME A B!
Em says:
GIMME AN A!
The Shrew says:
"B!"
Em says:
GIMME AN L!
The Shrew says:
"A!"
Em says:
GIMME AN L!
Em says:
GIMME AN S!
The Shrew says:
"L! L!" "S!"
Em says:
WHAT DOES IT SPELL?
The Shrew says:
"BALLS!"
The Shrew says:
Oh, no.
Em says:
WHAT DO YOU LIKE?!
The Shrew says:
The neighbours have called.

"BALL ... HEY!"
Em says:
LOL!
Em says:
GIMME A P!
Em says:
GIMME A U!
Em says:
GIMME AN S!
The Shrew says:
P"!"
Em says:
GIMME AN S!
Em says:
GIMME A Y!
The Shrew says:
"U!"
The Shrew says:
"S! S! Y!"
Em says:
WHAT DOES IT SPELL?
The Shrew says:
"PUSSY!"
Em says:
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO EAT?!
Em says:
WHAT DO YOU LIKE?
The Shrew says:
"PIZZA!" - me
Em says:
lol
Em says:
WHAT DO YOU LIKE?
The Shrew says:
"PUSSY!"
The Shrew says:
You've lost your crowd.
Em says:
aww why?
The Shrew says:
Someone brought more food.
Em says:
Lol
Em says:
bring the food to the comp
Em says:
lol
The Shrew says:
More food - they ran like a heard of wilderbeast.
Em says:
how big was my crowd?
Em says:
lol
The Shrew says:
It got up to 25 people.
Em says:
hey, do you have a vid camera around?
Em says:
video tape them yelling
Em says:
and post it
Em says:
hee!
The Shrew says:
All yelling 'balls'.
Elliot does.
I will go ask.



Shrew is awesome and I LURVE HER!

OH! And plus, earlier we were sitting 6000 miles apart both eathing taco bell beef burrito supremes and drinking vanilla milkshakes, totally by accident. We got on and just happened to eat/drink the same thing at the same time.

I know, the world is ending. Or A plague.

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