Also, No Spoilers.
John: Quip Joke, angst, joke
Rodney: Quip, Quip, freak out, resolution
Em: *blank stare* *giggle* *stare*
John: Oh crap the aliens are making us do it.
Rodney: Oh crap I'm freaking out because the aliens are making us do it, but it's okay because in the end we will end up together.
Em: *drool* CRACK! MORE CRACK!
Dean: *jokes* *serious* Sammy I must protect you at all times while womanizing and eating everything in sight! *wooby* Don't leave me!
Sam: *bitch face* Dean Why are you so disgusting?! Dean, be more sensitive! *sad, yet understanding* Dean, I'm going to have secretness behind your back and pretend I don't see you angsty about me and there's nothing you can do about it!
Em: *on edge of seat* YOUR SO PRETTY! *stares* Ooohh! Ahhh! *clings* DON'T EVER LEAVE ME!
Dean: I'm secretly angsting about how much I love Sam and I will only ever reveal my feelings under weird craktastic circumstances or if Sam confronts me and will not let up.
Sam: I'm secretly angsty about how much I love Dean and soon I will get drunk and make a move, causing Dean to think about us doing it, or I will bring it up in a particularly bad situation where we're both emotionally drained and clinging to each other to survive.
Em: PORN! CRACK! PORN! CRACK! POOOOOOOOORRRRRRN!
House: Quip Joke Quip Seriousness Joke Meanness Joke
Wilson: Exasperation Quip Angst Quip *Resolve face*
Cuddy: Quip Exasperation Quit looking at my boobs!
Em: I really like this show.
House: Medical Jargon, angst, medical jargon, joke, angst
Wilson: Quip, Medical Jargon, angst, angst, love, love, love
Harry Potter Books:
Harry: I'm the reluctant hero angsting about my parents and my destiny while trying to maintain the fact that I am a teenage wizard who's started to lose everyone in my life!
Ron: I'm angry a lot and I really really like Hermione
Hermione: I'm the moral conscience here and I really like Ron
Snape: I despise everyone
Em: I LOVE YOU SEVERUS! OMG LOVE!
Harry Potter Fic:
Harry: I'm a reluctant adult now and I must get over my past issues with the war and get back to Hogwarts so that I can fall madly in love with Proffessor Snape, that is unless I don't or didn't already have feelings for him.
Snape: I'm angry but still the same and I will inevitably fall in love with Harry because I will develop feelings for him without my knowledge.
Ron & Hermione: WE LOVE EACH OTHER AND WE ARE HAVING/HAVE KIDS!
Em: PORN AND CRACK! PORN AND CRACK! Angst awkwardly but quickly and then get back to the porn and crack! MORE MAGIC!
Buffy: Quip angst angst angst angst angst angst angst aaaaaaaaannnnnnggggssssttt
Angel: Brood brood quip brood angst angst brood angst angry brooding
Spike: joke quip angst angst angst angst quip *iz sexy*
Xander: Jokey quip joke angst joke quip annoying joke angst quip
Sunnydale: GRRR! MotW+Scoobies=Crack
Buffy: I don't really exist here...
Angel: I must brood and then get angry and/or be thrown into a weird situation in which I start sexin' someone.
Spike: I'll do anyone and everyone but I really like to do
Xander: ANGST! I'm in a bad situation and/or lonely and I must hang out with Spike.
Sunnydale: Jeez, just get together already so I can finally get back to work, I'm not your slave you know, I'm not just your personal plot device.
Em: SEX! CRACK! PORN! NEVER LEAVE ME!
So basically me in fandom:
Em: CRACK PORN CRACK PORN NEVER LEAVE ME OMGZ!!!!!!1111111ONEONEONE
Yeah... off to school now...