July 3rd, 2008

SGA - Teyla/Ronon

I have a theory... that it could be bunnies

Just kidding.

No I have a theory about SGA. You know Ronon's painting from 4x03 "Reunion"? The one that Rodney tried to snatch?

Well I'm thinking that Lorne painted it. Yep. Ronon and John and their team along with Carson and Lorne and Radek and Elizabeth all had a secret Santa for the third Christmas on Atlantis and Lorne decided to paint Ronon a picture of him and his fellow Satedans winning the war of all wars against the wraith. Not only that but I have devised how the secret Santa came out

Person - Person they drew - What they got for the person they drew
Lorne – Ronon - Painting
Ronon – Teyla – A taditional Satedan Sword
Teyla – Carson – Hand Woven Blanket
Carson – Elizabeth – Compendium of Oscar Wilde’s stories
Elizabeth – Radek – A crappy sweater she knitted
Radek – John – a new football and the location of the best surfing on Lantea
John – Rodney – A month’s supply of coffee and two lbs of chocolate
Rodney – Lorne - (Rodney bitched and bitched because he didn't know what to get Lorne and he begged to trade with Ronon and Teyla but no luck, so he got Lorne a new canvas and a couple new tubes of paint.

Yep, I have no life sometimes.
SGA - John funny

Try not to break the brain

So sometimes when I think about SGA and the whole other galaxy thing, and the fact that yes, there are humans, but with entirely different cultures my brain kind of collapses in on itself.

I start wondering, well how would Teyla and Ronon know what that is? For instance, don't even get me started on how everyone came to speak English, that just baffles my mind. I mean seriously. English didn't even surface until like A.D. or something.

And what about the fact that no worlds the SGA guys visit speak weird foreign languages, tribal or anything? What, there is only one universal language? Yeah right.

So then I start thinking about certain words. Even if English was for some miraculous reason a universal language, how the hell would Ronon and Teyla and people know the word kidnapping, or sword. I mean sure, maybe they do have swords, but why do they call them swords.

Then I start thinking about things like the Hoffans and the Satedans, Why is it that doctors and nursing personel wear white? Why do the hospitals look similar? Why are they called hospitals? Why do chemists use test tubes? I mean seriously, test tubes, and WTF MICROSCOPE!?!

Even if for some reason a world came to be similar to Earth, you wouldn't have as many worlds as on the show, and they wouldn't have nearly the same amount of similarities.

From what we know of Earth's culture, things were different back in the day so we didn't develop our culture from the Ancients. So what the hell? I mean it's not even like in SG1 where the planets in the milkyway were cultivated from Earth cultures by the Goa'uld. Nope, Pegasus is just like this weird ass imitation Earth galaxy that literally makes no sense.

If you think about it hard enough it gives you a headache, so I try not to, but every once in a while it just kind of makes you think.

Eh anyway.
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