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Supernatural - Sam towel GUH

WTFPORN!

Okay, So I just had the weirdest convo EVER on AIM. I was on the winchesters chat room with fan_this, klo_the_hobbit, abbiemills, and laivine and I wrote BLUEJEANS PORN!

Yes I did it, although it's kind of sucky and somewhat hot. I wrote it weirdly and not gramatically correct but I wrote Sam/Dean hot bluejeans porn.

Oh! Note that there is a shorter little Jensen/Jared snippet at the beginning.



Here is where is sort of started:

klo_the_hobbit:
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f351/klo_middleearth/FRJ
P-006.jpg
fan_this: AHHHH
fan_this: AHHHHHHHHHHH
emella: *loves that pic*
fan_this: BULGE
fan_this: TUMMY
abbiemills: xcfhasdgsjrfgwerwer
fan_this: DEAD
fan_this: KLO
emella: hip bones...
emella: oh damn
klo_the_hobbit: NOW YOU SEE WHY I HAD TO SAY IT
fan_this: KLO
abbiemills: GAH.
klo_the_hobbit: KIT
laivine: Yeah...love that.
fan_this: THERE IS A PENGUIN ON HIS SHIRT
abbiemills: *SPAZZ*
klo_the_hobbit: I KNOW KIT
abbiemills: ....
klo_the_hobbit: I FUCKING KNOW
abbiemills: OMG.
abbiemills: HAHAHAHAHA.
fan_this: KLO
fan_this: OMG
klo_the_hobbit: KIT
klo_the_hobbit: YES
emella: Now Imagine THAT on his knees looking up so
prettily while he sucks Jensen off
fan_this: I JUST DIED
klo_the_hobbit: ME TOO
klo_the_hobbit: BUT ITS OKAY
fan_this: THIS IS MY GHOST
fan_this: TYPING THINGS
klo_the_hobbit: MAGIC COCK WILL SAVE YOU
fan_this: OKAY
klo_the_hobbit: AAAHHH
fan_this: AHHHHHHHH
fan_this: SRLSY
klo_the_hobbit: STARING THROUGH HIS EYELASHES
AND HAIR WITH MOUTH OPEN OH SO PRETTY
klo_the_hobbit: FUCK FUCK FUCK
fan_this: PADDYWACK
abbiemills: ...
fan_this: :incoherency:
laivine: And there's hands in hair, I think
fan_this: Look at that man's hands.
fan_this: He can MANHANDLE
klo_the_hobbit: OF-FUCKING-COURSE THERE IS
fan_this: with those hands
emella: And Jensen whispering dirty dirty things like
'yeah' under his breath and closing his eyes and biting
his lip and putting his hands in Jared's hair
klo_the_hobbit: HOW COULD YOU NOT GRAB THAT
HAIR
fan_this: AHHHHH
laivine: Aaaah.
fan_this: PANTS. MELTING.
fan_this: Wow.
emella: And Jared looks up at him all innocent and
Jenny just says things like 'uhhh' and 'yeah' and 'mm
yeah' and Jared starts to jack him and Jenny gets closer
and closer
fan_this: I have total afterglow.
klo_the_hobbit: AND MAYBE THEY ARE DOING IT ON
SET AND HE IS WEARING DEANS CLOTHES AND
SMELLING OF SWEAT AND THE LEATHER SEATS
OF THE CAR AND SMOKE FROM THE
PYROTECHNICS
fan_this: AHHHHH
laivine: And they don't know if they have to rush or
not...and they're kind of trying to be quiet but it's hard...
fan_this: :flailing:
klo_the_hobbit: And they are a thin wall away from everyone
else and Jenny wants to scream but has to be quiet
laivine: Exactly!
emella: And it's behind a wall, leaning against one of
the Impala's and Jared looks like Sam, in Sam's innocent
clothes and he's licking and the lights are low but just
bright enough and Jared is sucking and licking and
jacking Jenny off
fan_this: alsfja;fkja;jf
Trayshee: *isdead*
klo_the_hobbit: and Jared has one of those massive hands on
Jensens hip and will absolutely not let him thrust forward
emella: and his hand is in Jared's hair and he's almost
panting and then he's biting his lip and he stops because
he's so close
fan_this: :dies too:
fan_this: and Jared just licks that little place on Jenny's neck
where his jaw meets stubble
emella: and Jared pulls off and starts to jack him and
Jared wants it all over his face
laivine: :::toes all curled but it doesn't matter cause she's
dead:::
fan_this: GOD THE PORN YES
klo_the_hobbit: FUCK I JUST FELL OFF MY CHAIR
klo_the_hobbit: FOR REALS YO
fan_this: SRLSY
klo_the_hobbit: YES
emella: And the Jensens screaming through his
clenched teeth and Jared just takes it in stride.
fan_this: AHHHH
emella: Money shot all over.
fan_this: AHHH
laivine: :::applause:::
emella: OMG
fan_this: Wow
emella: WTF was that?!?!
fan_this: Just. WOW.
klo_the_hobbit: Because I was imaging Jared with bits of his
hair stuck together with Jennys come, and he wont wash it,
because he likes how it smells
klo_the_hobbit: AND THEN I FELL OFF THE CHAIR
fan_this: Seriously. You people.
klo_the_hobbit: *is a tard*
fan_this: Are the best.
abbiemills: ....
laivine: Yeah. I think I've just bonded with you people
over spontaneous RPS porn
fan_this: I do not have enough <3 to explainify my love.
fan_this: That was awesome.
klo_the_hobbit: *gathers you all to bosom*
emella: And I just keep hearing Jenny make those little
porn sounds Like I am hearing sounds from a porn video
and seeing Jenny in my head and I just I oh god
fan_this: I feel like we all should be lying naked on a bed.
klo_the_hobbit: We are now porn-sisters
klo_the_hobbit: like blood brothers, only way cooler
emella: I need to see if I can get the bluejeans porn to
work
fan_this: WAY cooler.
laivine: Porn-sisters. Wow.
klo_the_hobbit: *whimpers*
fan_this: This is deep.
emella: Can I try and vent the blue jeans porn for you
guys?
klo_the_hobbit: I feel like I should be stoned
klo_the_hobbit: YES
fan_this: Like pants deep.
emella: LOL
klo_the_hobbit: COCK DEEp
klo_the_hobbit: bwaaha
fan_this: YOU SO WENT THERE
emella: Oh damn
laivine: This is the power of the magic cock.
klo_the_hobbit: I ALWAYS GO THERE
klo_the_hobbit: I AM THE MASTER OF GOING THERE
emella: I need to write the writhing blue jeans porn... oh
god
emella: *explodes*
klo_the_hobbit: you used the word writhing
klo_the_hobbit: OFFICIALLY NEW FAVOURITE
PERSON
fan_this: I think we need to rename this room like the
Winchester Brothel
klo_the_hobbit: AHAH!
emella: yes, the grinding writhing hot blue jeans porn
laivine: Writhing, aching, pounding?
fan_this: a;lalkf;
klo_the_hobbit: if they are doing it on a chair, Im going to be
legally dead
emella: Sam and Dean grinding shirtless wearing
nothing but blue jeans
laivine: I...yeah.
klo_the_hobbit: because Dean in a chair with Sammy straddling
his lap and grinding down into him, all bent down so they can
make out at the same time
fan_this: I...I need to fan myself
klo_the_hobbit: its all good
abbiemills:
http://www.theboysrepublic.com/Celebritease/Jensen%20Ackl
es/40.jpg
laivine: Those legs.
fan_this: And Sam's hands on the wall above Dean's face
laivine: Uhhhg.
emella: And They're making out up agains a wall like
crazy and pulling off each other's shirts and Sam is
licking Dean's lip and Dean has one hand on the wall the
other on Sam's ass
abbiemills: GOD BLESS CELEBRITEASE.
fan_this: I LITERALLY JUST FLAILED
klo_the_hobbit: THERE MUST BE HICKEYS
klo_the_hobbit: IT IS THE LAW
klo_the_hobbit: and BITING
emella: And they're kissing and it's rough, hard kissing
with teeth and tongues and they're trying to get their
dripping wet clothes off (from the rain) and their jeans
are soaked and Sam is so hard
laivine: Right along the collar.
fan_this: AND FINGER SUCKING
emella: And they're stumbling awkwardly toward the
kitchenette of the hotel suite and Sam's hip bumps into
the counter and they break off the kissing and Dean
moves his mouth to Sam's neck and Sam's hip hurts like
a son of a bitch but Dean
klo_the_hobbit: and you just know Dean would get off from
marking Sammy, but he really reallllllly loves when Sammy
marks him, not that hed ever say it, but he needs it, the feeling
he belongs to someone
emella: just licks that spot along his jaw and Sam is
groaning and then he's got his hands on Dean's arms and
his eyes are closed and he tilts his head back only to hit
a cabinet and Dean presses in more firmly and just bites
right *there*
fan_this: FLAILING
laivine: Mmmm.
Trayshee has left the room.
klo_the_hobbit: Does anyone else have a totally dry mouth right
now?
fan_this: I....I....
fan_this: ...what?
emella: And then they're kissing again and stumbling
toward the bedroom but they're still in the kitchenette
and Dean just pins Sam to the counter, his hands
grabbing Sam by his hips and their cocks are pressed
together through the wet deni
emella: denim
abbiemills: ...
laivine: I have a mouth? I don't feel anything above my
waist.
fan_this: .....pancakes?
klo_the_hobbit: paddycakes?
fan_this: :brain has died:
klo_the_hobbit: ooh wet denim
klo_the_hobbit: chafing alert!
fan_this: IT IS FIZZLING NEXT TO MY PNATS
laivine: Ahaha..oooh.
fan_this: *PANTS
klo_the_hobbit: but then, they like a bit of pain mixed in with
their pleasure
fan_this: They do, they so so do
emella: and Sam is so hot and his eyelashes flutter and
he's throbbing and he can't get close enough to Dean but
then Dean grabs his hips and just *lifts* him onto the
counter and Sam is sitting on the counter and he spreads
his things and
klo_the_hobbit: ahah, I just had to most random thought, when
you said about fizzling next to your pants
fan_this: a;lal;fk
fan_this: yes
klo_the_hobbit: I was like huh, if you so wished , you could
probably boil water between my legs right now
fan_this: a;dfl;akf;afk me too
laivine: Heee.
klo_the_hobbit: OMG SAM ON COUNTER
klo_the_hobbit: DEAN! DO HIM NOW!!
klo_the_hobbit: BEFORE I DO!
fan_this: CLOTHES OFF NOW
abbiemills: gaaah.
emella: Dean moves in, with his hands still on Sam's
hips and Sam's shirt is across the room and they're skin
agains skin with nothing but the bluejeans between them
and Sam can feel Dean's cock against his through the
fabric and it's so
You have just entered room "winchesters."
fan_this: WHAT OMG PORN!?
klo_the_hobbit: *grabs you and shakes*
klo_the_hobbit: ITS SO WHAT?>!??!?!?!
laivine: Aaaah!
fan_this: AHHHHHH
laivine: That was scary for a minute there
fan_this: GOD DON"T LEAVE ME
fan_this: EVER AGAIN
klo_the_hobbit: AND WHY IS THE WORD PORN THERE
WITH WHAT LOOKS LIKE HALF A LINK?!?
emella: hot and his lips are tingling and the denim is
stretched across his thighs and he wraps his legs around
Dean's waist and they're teeth are clashing and then
Dean starts grinding and Sam can hardly stand it
klo_the_hobbit: *has a massive flail attack*
laivine: PORN MUST CARRY ON!
emella: sorry stupid internet
klo_the_hobbit: YESYESYES!
abbiemills: AIM 's not letting me send full links,
but it is porn.
klo_the_hobbit: THIGHTS AND WAIST
abbiemills: involving choked!Dean.
abbiemills: and evil/jealous!Sam.
fan_this: ahhhhhh
laivine: Wrapping his legs...those legs.
laivine: 1-900-Wet-Legs is right
klo_the_hobbit: DUDE I HAVE BEEN READING THOSE
STORIES
klo_the_hobbit: WITH SAM IN BOOTS
abbiemills: YES YES YES.
fan_this: BOOOOTS
emella: And Sam's making this sound and he can hear
himself but it's just too damn good and Dean breaks
their kiss and his one of his hands has somehow found
it's way to Sam's lower back and it's just hovering there
beneath the waist and Sa
klo_the_hobbit: dude, did wejust pass the 5 hour mark? I
THINK WE DID
fan_this: WE DID
klo_the_hobbit: OMG WE RULE
abbiemills: ROCK ON.
laivine: Heee.
fan_this: WE ARE MASTERS
klo_the_hobbit: *high fives*
klo_the_hobbit: CAN DEAN PUT HIS FINGERS IN SAM
NOW PLZTHNKX??!
emella: Sam can feel the heat of Dean's hand. Dean
moves his other hand faster than Sam can track and he
just gives a little flick and the button on Sam's pants is
undone and then Dean's hand is *right there* and Sam's
head hits the cabinet
fan_this: SAMMY
klo_the_hobbit: OH YOU SAMMY YOU LUCKY
BASTARD
klo_the_hobbit: I WISH DEANS HAND WAS RIGHT
*HERE* *indicates crotch*
klo_the_hobbit: Sorry, was that an overshare?
emella: cabinets because Oh God so hot and he's lost
his voice and Dean is giving him this look like he hasn't
seen anything hotter and Sam is getting off on Dean
getting off on him and he's so hot and his skin is tingling
and Sam bends for
klo_the_hobbit: I dont care! YOU WERE ALL THINKING
IT
fan_this: NOT OVERSHARE
fan_this: I WAS SO THINKING IT OMG
abbiemills: Totally not an overshare.
klo_the_hobbit: I KNOW YOU WHERE
klo_the_hobbit: ACTUALLY NOT DEAN
klo_the_hobbit: SAM
klo_the_hobbit: BECAUSE LONG FINGERS OMG
fan_this: AAAAAAAA
laivine: there's no overshare at the moment...oooh man
emella: forward as Dean's palm just rubs against him
and Sam's forhead connects with Dean's shoulder and
Dean's other hand is there on the back of his neck and
then Dean is stroking him and Sam is whimper and
Dean's skin is hot beneath his
emella: forehead
klo_the_hobbit: oh Jared, with his big wide fabulous hands
klo_the_hobbit: although, Jensen has not been short changed in
the hand department
laivine: Dean has conic fingers...
fan_this: SRSLY
laivine: Pretty, pretty, artistic hands.
klo_the_hobbit: SOMEONE FIND ME HAND PORN
PICTURES NOW BEFORE I DIE
emella: And Dean runs his hand through Sam's hair and
then Sam is clinging to Dean because Dean's hand is
speeding up, the jeans are rubbing and Dean's hand is
wrapped around him like a vice and he jerks up quickly,
fingers flicking the hea
emella: head and Sam can hardly stand it and then he's
biting into Dean's shoulder and he's coming and coming
and coming and coming and his teeth are stuck on
Dean's shoulder and he tastes like rain and sunshine and
earth and Sam's mind is
klo_the_hobbit: *whimpers*
fan_this: excuse me i can not process omg hot
emella: gone and he's panting and sucking on Dean's
shoulder fixating as he winds down from his orgasm and
when he sits up Deans pulls his hand from Sam's pants
and then Sam grabs his hand before Dean can move it
and then Sam's sucking on
emella: Dean's fingers and licking himself off of Dean
and Dean groans because it feels so fucking good and
Sam closes his eyes and Dean's shoulder aches but his
cock is throbbing in need and Sam's eyelashes flutter as
he sucks Dean's
klo_the_hobbit: OH MAN
klo_the_hobbit: I WANT TO SUCK BITS OF DEAN
klo_the_hobbit: At this point, Im not fussy about exacltly which
bits
fan_this: FINGER SUCKAGE
laivine: I'm...yeah.
emella: fingers and Dean's hand has moved back to
Sam's waist and then Sam looks up at him, from beneath
his eyeslashes, and Dean almost explodes because
Sam's got this innocent little dirty smirk on his face and
he's sucking Dean's fingers
klo_the_hobbit: I want to suck on his JAW
klo_the_hobbit: right at the spot below his ear
fan_this: :fans room:
klo_the_hobbit: we are on FIRE
emella: like he's some kind of proffesional and words
that would usually make him angry filter into his brain.
'slut' and 'whore' filter in and Dean only feels more
aroused. And then Sam is moving his mouth down to
Dean's palm and he's lick
fan_this: I just want to lick his shoulder and bite his neck.
klo_the_hobbit: does he have freckles along the top of his
shoulders?
klo_the_hobbit: the beauty marks on Jareds neck drive me
CRAZY WITH LUST OMG
emella: licking and sucking along Dean's arm, down to
the elbow, and Sam is sucking right on that spot where
his inner elbow is and Dean never realised how damn hot
that was and then Sam is licking up his bicep and over
the freckles on his
klo_the_hobbit: FRECKLES YAYE!
laivine: A Persian goodbye...
klo_the_hobbit: huh?
laivine: From Oklahoma?
fan_this: AHAHAHHA
fan_this: That is best reference ever.
laivine: Sorry, that just popped into my head.
emella: shoulders and he's nipping and biting and he
sinks his teeth in and Sam groans with his eyes closed
like it's getting him hotter and he breaks away and his
lips are swollen and read and he's panting and they're
both so lust-hazy and
fan_this: No, you so win.
klo_the_hobbit: never seen it *saddened*
laivine: Lips sore from kissing....mmmm.
fan_this: :was Ado Annie:
emella: and their lips meet and Sam is scooting toward
the edge of the counter and he's arching his back and
grinding against Dean and Dean is ready to just explode
and Sam pushes him backwards and drops off the
counter and he's looming ove
abbiemills: ftesrterg
klo_the_hobbit: OOH! GO SAMMY!
laivine: Just a kiss...that kills me.
fan_this: TAKE CONTROL SAM
fan_this: push him against the counter, omg.
klo_the_hobbit: YOU TOP YOUR BIG BROTHER!
klo_the_hobbit: *cheers him on*
emella: over Dean and Dean has to tilt his head up to
kiss and their rubbing and grinding and Dean is groaning
and Sam's tongue is hot and slick and he taste's like
Dean's skin then Sam is breaking the kiss and he's
pushing Dean back and
emella: Dean's ass hits the other set of counters in the
galley kitchen and Sam just gives him this look, it's
almost predatory before he's sinking to his knees. And
Dean's about to come right there because damn! Sam
looks good on his knees
abbiemills: .fsdrosjirrrrew
fan_this: Sam on his KNEES OMG
klo_the_hobbit: I bet he does
klo_the_hobbit: GOD
fan_this: I told you so, Klo.
klo_the_hobbit: Yes you did
fan_this: That boy likes it on his knees.
laivine: Hmmmmm.
fan_this: HE SHOULD STAY THERE
klo_the_hobbit: *licks you in acknowledment of your total
rightness*
emella: and Sam's hands grab Dean's hips and his
jeans are unbuttoned and Sam's just ripping them down
and Dean doesn't know what they hell is going on
because he just needs more and then Sam's got his
mouth on Dean's cock and Dean makes a
emella: sound like a banshee because DAMN Sam is
agressive after he comes and Sam is licking at the base
of his cock and Dean's hands just seem to flail in the air
for a minute before landing somewhere in the vacinity of
Sam's hair. And Sam
klo_the_hobbit: *whines* I need someone to make out with
like RIGHT NOW
emella: has got his hands on Dean's hips, thumbs
digging into Dean's hip bones and Dean's eyes sort of go
in and out of focus and then Sam's taking him down in
one fell swoop and deep throating him and Dean can feel
his feet ache and his
emella: head just about explodes and his skin flushes
and burns outward and his spine whispers of fire and his
palms clench and his breath catches and he coming doen
Sam's throat
Quickmoon has left the room.
fan_this: aahhhh
fan_this: a;skf;aksf
klo_the_hobbit: I think you killed her with the porn
fan_this: her connection could not handle it
emella: and he slams forward after the first shot, hips
jutting forward and eyes flying open and Sam's just
staring up at him hazily and sucking it all down.
fan_this: alsfjk
klo_the_hobbit: ASdasdsakjdasdlasnd
fan_this: I so gone right now.
abbiemills: .dsfijhsgigfd
abbiemills: Just...ferwer
klo_the_hobbit: meeep
fan_this: :whimpers:
emella: And Dean just breathes in and Sam is licking
him and Dean's spine is aching and Sam tucks him away
and zips up his pants and stands. He smirks at Dean
before leaving the kitchenette.
Quickmoon has entered the room.
klo_the_hobbit: OH SAM YOU WHORE
klo_the_hobbit: I FUCKING LOVE YOU
emella: Dean just stands there for a moment catching
his breath before he just shrugs and follows Sam.
emella: OMG
emella: fingers broken
fan_this: OMG
fan_this: YOU ARE WINNEr
abbiemills: I am dead.
klo_the_hobbit: AHAHA
fan_this: OF EVERYTHING
emella: *cries*
klo_the_hobbit: FINGERS BROKEN?!?!?
fan_this: AND I LOVE YOU
laivine: :::::imagines the details she missed cause fucking
a'!...::::
klo_the_hobbit: *mind went to dirty place*
klo_the_hobbit: YOU ARE TEH AWESOME
abbiemills: *dies*
fan_this: AIM just couldn't handle the pr0n
laivine: Seriously.
abbiemills: That was amazing.
emella: *is crying and laughing*
emella: omg what did i do
fan_this: I'm sorry, that was AMAZING
fan_this: I feel like I need a cig or something
abbiemills: *flail*
klo_the_hobbit: I dont need a cigarette
klo_the_hobbit: I NEED A MAN

That's it for now. :)

Thanks! :D
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Comments

*SNORT*

OMG YOU DIRTY! XD

But that was SO HOT. I'm normally so against Wincest. lol
Dude, really? Wincest is best. :P

I am such a dirty dirty whore. :{

Hee!
Porn sisters! GO You! :D

(this is the right journal, LOL)
Dude totally PORN SISTAHS! :D
head just about explodes and his skin flushes
and burns outward and his spine whispers of fire and his
palms clench and his breath catches and he coming doen
Sam's throat


BEST. ORGASM. EVAR! OMG! *dies* *smokes cig in afterlife* Best way to go, baby. ~_^
Heee! Thanks hun! :D
I was in that chatroom. I think I left by then lol. Damn....
Heh. I didn't join the chat until about 12 am EST.

:)
I was in it til about then but wasn't paying much attention to it in the end cause I was RPing in another room.
*nod* I think I sort of remember you. :)

Well anyway, PORN SISTAHS UNITE! :D
Teehe.

Long live teh PORN.
Hee! Pooooooorrrrn.