1. Knocked your two front teeth out and have your mom shove them back into your mouth. -And they actually were ok after all that.
2. Lost the physical aspect of your virginity without knowing it.
3. Re-written the lyrics of the song 'Bye Bye Bye' to make them seem as if it was all about hating NSync. (Rabid Backstreet Boys fans are scary when hating other bands)
4. Met your best friend in a gay fanfiction chatroom and been best friends for almost 6 years.
5. Slapped your best friend accross the face with a hose when you were 7.
6. Read gay erotica before the internet required locks and memberships.
7. Hyperventalated because your favorite Backstreet Boy was getting married at 28, and therefore had no chance of marrying you when you turned 15.
8. Masturbated with a toothbrush and a hairbrush simultaneously. (don't ask)
9. Spent an f-ed up weekend watching the 'Jurassic Park' series, then thought about slashfic involving your favorite characters as raptors.
10. Written an anonymous e-mail to your 7th grade english teacher proclaiming your undying love.